From November 2014 to November 2016, I kept a rolling log of everything I owned. I entered this data into the below table, which is hosted in CPanel via GoDaddy. When I got rid of things, I marked that cell with an X. On 11.16.16, I hosted a one-day performance of these objects called The things I own, in 3D. The day before the performance, 2/3 of the log, around the last 200 cells, disappeared, and a '%' sign appeared at the top of the table. As I was setting up the show, I re-logged all of the objects. On the day of the show, many cells were again erased, but this time a '%3' appeared at the top of the table. I have taken this as a sign to no longer log my objects. The table presented here is the partially-erased log as of 11.16.16.
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| BOUGHT | GIFTS | FREE OR FOUND | TRADES | MADE | COLLABORATIONS | BOUGHT W/ GIFT CARD OR STORE CREDIT | DON'T KNOW/REMEMBER | PHOTOCOPIED OR SCANNED | OTHER | STOLEN | $$$ FOR SALE $$$ |
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| The L=A=N=G=U=A=G=E Book. Bruce Andrews and Charles Bernstein, eds. | X | X | X | Handmade chapbook called No Loaf. | Unbound artist book called Hyun's & The Candy Store with Michael Iovino, Meg Saienni, Kelley McNutt, Tina Saienni, Heather McKenna, Maddie Stratton, Alex Wood, Dan Warden, Joe Sutton, Alex Crocetti, Alyssa Kazew, and other unidentifiable artists. | Dirty Beaches Water Park OST CD. | Small golden-yellow stone. | 4 pg. photocopy of Chapter 1: Introduction to Contemporary Polish Poetryfrom Contemporary Polish Poetry. |
Employment Authorization Card (expired). | X | Email natalia [at] okcook [dot] co. If you'd like to purchase anything else please inquire. |
| Białoszewski, Miron. Memoir of the Warsaw Uprising. Trans. Madeline Levine. | X | Dworak, Barbara. Dziewczyny na medal. | Iovino, Michael. Perfect Surface. | Zine called Alphabet Book: E. | Microcassette mixtape with Sean Tatol (unfinished). | Record player. | X | 6 pg. photocopy of Chapter 7: Miron Białoszewski: Poet of the Prosaicfrom Contemporary Polish Poetry. |
Polish birth certificate. | X | Your're #1. Published by Sean Tatol. Featuring Maralie Else, Alix Vollum, Natalia Panzer, Rebecca Peel, Patrick Scott-Walsh, and Sean Tatol. 2015. $10 + shipping. Email natalia.panzer@gmail.com. |
| C.F. Mere. | Chicago Manual of Style, 16th ed. | X | Warman, Cedar. Selected Hot Springs. | Zine called Alphabet Book: Y. | 3 pgs. of notes about InDesign and Photoshop with Stephen Tyson. | X | X | Wolf, Uljana. Kochanie ich habe brot gekauft. | New Zealand birth certificate. | Aqua planter. | Your're #1. Published by Sean Tatol. Featuring Maralie Else, Alix Vollum, Natalia Panzer, Rebecca Peel, Patrick Scott-Walsh, and Sean Tatol. 2015. $10 + shipping. Email natalia.panzer@gmail.com. |
| Cousteau, Jacques-Yves and Philippe Diolé. The Whale. Trans. J. F. Bernard. | X | Polish Writing Today. Celina Wieniewska, ed. | Paradis, Annie. Dope Antlers. | X | Chapbook called Cool Things Found in Rubbish Bins with Ross Gendels, Michael Iovino, Joe Sutton, Ben Apatow, Ivo Stoop, Annie Paradis, and Alex Wood. | X | X | Gizzi, Michael. Carmela Bianca. | Piece of paper given to be my father with my PESEL number. | Pen from restaurant boat. | Looseleaf drawing of two skeleton monks. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. |
| Daly, Catherine. To Delite and Instruct. | X | X | Unknown author. Xerox. | Hardcover book case. | FLASH2. | X | Blank envelope. | Coolidge, Clark. Polaroid. | Letter from Wojewoda Mazowiecki. | Pen from rooftop bar. | Looseleaf drawing of Daniel Plainview. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. |
| X | Iovino, Michael. Perfect Surface 2. | Radon, Lisa. Infinity Increaser exhibit chapbook. | Unknown author. Blank handmade book. | 20 pg. unbound comic called Haus. | FLASH2. | FRKWYS Vol. 8 Blues Control and Laraaji cassette. | Blank envelope. | Białoszewski, Miron. Było i było. | My mother's life insurance policy. | Scroll by Michael. | Looseleaf drawing of unicorn bust. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. |
| Di Prima, Diane. Dinners and Nightmares. | X | Lee, Shannon. Untitled zine. | X | 1 pg. comic | FLASH2. | X | Blank envelope. | Hawkey, Christian. Petitions for an Alien Relative. | Letter explaining how to make changes to my mother's life insurance policy. | Scroll by Michael. | Looseleaf drawing of homeless woman in Warsaw. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. |
| Eigner, Larry. Things Stirring Together and Far Away. | Reed, John. 10 Days That Shook the World. | Exhibit catalog for Kelley McNutt's Beauty Now 2000, with sticker by Shannon Lee accidentally stuck to the back (now considered one object). | Maratta, Chloé. Zine from 2011. | 14 pg. unbound artist book called Joan Haste. | FLASH2. | Laurel Halo Antenna NNA Tapes cassette. | Blank envelope. | Gizzi, Michael. Continental Harmony. | X | Scroll by Michael. | Looseleaf drawing of old Japanese man with abstract detail to the left of him. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. |
| Gizzi, Michael. Gyptian in Hortulus. | X | X | X | 4 pg. map-poem called Snackmap. | FLASH2. | Caboladies/Oneohtrix Point Never split NNA tapes cassette. | Blank envelope. | Gizzi, Michael. Cured in the Going Bebop. | X | Scroll by Michael. | Looseleaf drawing of skeletal guard. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. |
| Gizzi, Michael and Geoffrey Young. Rejection. | Schwitters, Kurt. Pppppp. | X | Note about my short story from Michael. | Handmade book of poetry called Then, After Swallowing the Mouse, the Rat Said:. | FLASH2. | Howe, Susan. Sorting Facts; or, Nineteen Ways of Looking at Marker. | Blank envelope. | Gizzi, Michael. Species of Intoxication. | X | Scroll by Michael. | Looseleaf drawing of featureless head with fuzzy beanie. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. |
| Hawkey, Christian. Citizen Of. | X | X | 4 pg. poem by Michael that starts yo meriré, 2010. |
X | FLASH2. | Green moleskin (used). | Blank envelope. | Gizzi, Michael. Avis; or, the Replete Birdman. | New Zealand Driver's License (expired). | Scroll by Michael. | Looseleaf drawing of triangle fractal. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. |
| Hawkey, Christian. Ventrakl. | Wallace, David Foster. Consider the Lobster. | X | 7 pg. document of sonnets by Michael, 2010. | FLASH2. | X | Blank envelope. | Coolidge, Clark. "But It Says Nothing." from a print out of Own Face. | Permanent Resident Card. | Scroll by Michael. | Looseleaf drawing of weird camel. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | |
| Inman, P. at.least. | Zim, Herbert and Donald Hoffmeister. Mammals: A Guide to Familiar American Species. | X | 2 pg. poem Goethe's Goatherdby Michael, 2010. |
FLASH2. | Blank envelope | X | Photo negatives. | Scroll by Michael. | Looseleaf drawing of tired Templar knight. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | ||
| Hulick, Betsy. A Fable For Beginners; or, Only the Buttons Are Real. | PWN Polish-English dictionary. | X | 3 pgs. poems by Michael, 2010. | FLASH2. | X | X | Photo negatives. | Looseleaf drawing of C.A. Conrad. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | |||
| Kalamaras, George. Your Own Ox-Head Mask as Proof. | Kim, John Jung. Sprinklers Bloom/Kerosene Fire. | X | 1 pg. poem called In the lost corner of the houseby Michael, 2010. |
Northhampton book fair mailing list 1. | X | Sekula, Allan. This Ain't China: A Photonovel. | Photo of Erin Stainken outside of Nomadic Notions. | Looseleaf drawing of Oms. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | |||
| Niżyńska, Joanna. The Kingdom of Insignificance: Miron Białoszewski and the Quotidian, the Queer, and the Traumatic. | Warman, Laura A. Will This Look Good on My Resume: A Small Book of Googles; or, Things I Googled Last Week. | X | 2 pg. poem Hanging Ten on Lyn Hejinian's Neckby Michael, 2010. |
Northhampton book fair mailing list 2. | X | X | Looseleaf drawing of stressed out bald guy. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | ||||
| Osman, Jena. An Essay in Asteriks. | Red envelope containing two postal-themed zines from Red Letter Day. | X | 2 pg. poem that starts Yes, othersby Michael, 2010. |
X | Photo of Michael's face. | Looseleaf drawing of creeper shoe. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | |||||
| Osman, Jena. The Network. | Black Nataliakeychain. (On loan.) |
X | 2 poems across 4 pages by Michael, 2009. | X | Photo of Nick Weltyk on computer. | Looseleaf drawing of Antonin Artaud. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | |||||
| Osman, Jena. The Character. | X | X | 4 pgs. of poems by Michael, 2012 or 2013. | X | X | Looseleaf drawing of light from Alphaville. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | |||||
| Shulevitz, Uri. One Sunday Morning. | Small clay pot. | X | 2 pg. poem called pmversion2schieleby Michael, 2012 or 2013. |
X | Photo of Michael drinking a juice box with eyes closed. | Looseleaf drawing of Brechtian theatre. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | |||||
| Vicuña, Cecilia. Unraveling Words & The Weaving of Water. Trans. Suzanne Jill Levine and Eliot Weinberger. | X | X | 2 pg. poem called RAWmusicpoemversion0.0( madewhilelisteningtocLOUDDEAD)by Michael, 2012 or 2013. |
X | Photo of paraphernalia laid out on a piano stool in Michael's basement. | Looseleaf drawing of Lester Bangs as an angry duck. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | |||||
| The Complete Poetry of César Vallejo. Trans. Clayton Eshleman. | X | X | Draw Down Books's Gluekit. | X | Photo of Maya Lin's Storm King Wavefield. | Looseleaf drawing of bearded Chinese man. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | |||||
| Wolf, Uljana. Aliens: An Island. | Decorative handmade paper box. | X | Cooper, Sarah. Chris Marker. | X | Photo of me smoking bowl at Storm King. | Looseleaf drawing of grass giant on stool. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | |||||
| Wolf, Uljana. False Friends. | Brown leather decorative box. | X | X | Photo of Michael in front of Menashe Kadishman’s Suspended. | Looseleaf drawing of head with sucker mouth. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | ||||||
| The Blind See Only This World: Poems for John Weiners. William Corbett, et al. eds. | Black Tissot watch (broken). | X | X | Photo of Michael on hill at Storm King. | Looseleaf drawing of noose becoming part of a noose. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | ||||||
| Aufgabe, 9. | Brown Casio watch. | X | Black hair tie. | Photo of path at Storm King. | Looseleaf drawing of man with long hair and lipstick. 2012. 4.25" x 5.5". $1 + shipping. | ||||||
| X | Oregon keychain. | X | X | Photo of Menashe Kadishman’s Suspended. | Panzer, Natalia. Missing Chicken. Published by Cooperative Editions. 2014. $10 + shipping. | ||||||
| Galeria pro/la magazine. | X | X | X | Photo of hills and trees at Storm King. | |||||||
| Saienni, Meg. Untitled handmade comic book. | Red Nataliabracelet. |
X | X | Photo of Michael on the phone in front of Emilio Greco's Tall Bather No. I. | |||||||
| Blank hardcover journal in ziplock bag. | Gold ring with amber stone. | X | Saienni, Meg. Untitled comic. | Photo of George Cutts's Sea Change. | |||||||
| Brown cardboard box from Clinique purchase. | X | X | X | Photo of meadow at Storm King. | |||||||
| Ad Hocc by D/P/I. |
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X | Computer World by Kraftwerk cassette. | Photo of Michael smoking a bowl in a Porta Potty at Storm King. | |||||||
| 8GB flash drive. | X | X | X | Photo of meadow at Storm King. | |||||||
| Yellow awl. | Blue stone. | X | Purple Calvin Klein underwear with lace trim. | Photo of Zhang Huan's Three Legged Buddha. | |||||||
| Set of cards decorated with scene of wheat field at sunset. | Gold pinky ring. | X | X | Photo of Michael playing guitar on bed. | |||||||
| Black leather fanny pack. | X | X | X | Photo of Michael in front of Alice Aycock's Low Building with Dirt Roof (For Mary). | |||||||
| Eraser. | Hinged, wooden box with gold-leaf sun. | Unnameable Books bookmark. | X | Photo of Michael drinking juice with eyes open. | |||||||
| Roll of white thread. | Gold necklace with cross pendant. | X | Purple Calvin Klein underwear with no trim. | Photo of the head of Zhang Huan's Three Legged Buddha. | |||||||
| Blue awl. | Gold necklace chain. | Set of 19 Japanese papers. | Print with poem and design by Tony Wylen. | Close up photo of Zhang Huan's Three Legged Buddha. | |||||||
| Xacto knife. | Ladybug pendant. | X | X | X | |||||||
| Sewing needle. | Beaded pendant of Mexican girl in folk dress. | Sony V-O-R Microcassette-corder M-530V. | Collected, Compiled, Recorded, and Reworked: Nicaragua CD by Heather McKenna. | X | |||||||
| Sewing needle. | Metal oval pendant. | Unitra Eltra Ania R-612 Odbiornik Radiowy-4 Zakresy radio. | X | Photo of washing machines in San Antonio. | |||||||
| Curved sewing needle. | Polish-US power adaptor. | 2 pg. article torn from Polish newspaper titled Dziady według Białoszewskiego. Rytuał i buffo. |
Plastic folder with velcro seal. | X | |||||||
| White button. | Paradis, Annie. Have a Great Now. | X | Plastic folder with velcro seal. | X | |||||||
| White button. | Pink shopping bag by Laura A. Warman. | X | 2 pg. short story by Michael. | X | |||||||
| White button. | Pink shopping bag by Laura A. Warman. | X | Essay fragment about Debussy by Michael. | Photo of me and Erin laughing. | |||||||
| X | Pink card with pictograms Laura A. Warman. | X | 2GB flashdrive. | Photo of me looking in pocket mirror. | |||||||
| Silver and opal button. | Blue card with pictograms Laura A. Warman. | Howe, Susan. Tom Tit Tot. | Wylen, Tony. The Desolate Wasteland in My Head. | X | |||||||
| X | Blue card with pictograms Laura A. Warman. | X | Stratton, Maddie. 4Sale. | X | |||||||
| X | Blue card with pictograms Laura A. Warman. | Ubiquitous, Fall/Winter 2010. | Stratton, Maddie. Untitled zine. | X | |||||||
| Xacto blade. | Route9 postcard with poem by Laura A. Warman. | X | Stratton, Maddie. Untitled zine. | X | |||||||
| Xacto blade. | Parnwell, E.C. The New Oxford Picture Dictionary: English/Polish. Trans. Maciej Sienick. | X | McNutt, Kelley. Freaker 1. | Selfie of me and Kayla by red truck. | |||||||
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Paper clip. | 4 pg. script by Michael called Yoko Ono's Eyeballs, 2010 or 2011. | |||||||
Page torn from a book that I bought but later sold featuring Miron Białoszewski's .Oh! Oh! Should They Take Away My Stove...My Inexhaustible Ode to Joy |
Iovino, Michael. Perfect Surface (print out). | X | Black plastic coat hanger. | Selfie of me and Jess Jackson before ball. | |||||||
| X | Iovino, Michael. Vaperware (print out). | Green water glass. | Black plastic coat hanger. | X | |||||||
| Small pink Rollbahn notebook (used). | Iovino, Michael. Vaperwave (print out). | Green water glass. | Black plastic coat hanger. | X | |||||||
| Medium pink Rollbahn notebook (used). | Mcnutt, Kelley. Freaker 3: Trans. | Black lace bra. | Black plastic coat hanger. | X | |||||||
| Large white Rollbahn notebook (used). | Pink Incase laptop case. | X | Black plastic coat hanger. | X | |||||||
| Packet, 51. | MacBook Pro (13-inch, Early 2011). | X | Black plastic coat hanger. | Photo of mum, babcia Halenka, and babcia's friend. | |||||||
| Passport photo. | Kiwi bird soft toy. | X | Black plastic coat hanger. | X | |||||||
| Krzysztof Kieślowski's Three Colors DVD. | Teddy bear soft toy. "Doggy." | Smith Brother Farms blue crate. | Black plastic coat hanger. | Photo of me at 8 or 9 years old and dad at a Marae. | |||||||
| X | X | Smith Brother Farms blue crate. | Black plastic coat hanger. | Photo of me at 10 years old in a train with a brown bag of cherries. | |||||||
| Jean-Luc Godard's Hail Mary DVD. | Warman, Laura A. My Numerology. | Black Hanes t-shirt with bleach detailing. | Black plastic coat hanger. | Photo of me and Meeky Panzer as babies doing a puzzle. | |||||||
| Terry Gilliam's Brazil DVD. | Letter from Laura A. Warman. | Ubiquitous, Fall 2012. | X | Photo of Ari Panzer teaching me how to ride bike when I was 5. | |||||||
| David Byrne's True Stories DVD. | X | Pratt Institute Commencement Ceremony envelope #666. | X | Photo of me and Ari as children on couch. | |||||||
| X | X | Note from old boss. | X | Photo of me as a toddler in a sandpit. | |||||||
| X | X | Looseleaf drawing done in notebook by Nick. | Small black binder clip. | Photo of me as a toddler in a headscarf on some outdoor stairs. | |||||||
| Black vintage flats. | BKR water bottle sans sleeve. | X |
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Photo of me at kindergarten with a clown. | |||||||
| Black leather Artiva boots. | X | Looseleaf drawing done in notebook by Nick. | X | Photo of me as a toddler in a playground. | |||||||
| Black AirWair Doc Martens. | X | X | X | Photo of me at 10 or 11 years old walking with babcia. | |||||||
| X | Space print by Ross Gendels. | Ubiquitous, Spring 2013. | X | X | |||||||
| X | Metropolitan Museum of Art paintbrush. | X | Black plastic coat hanger. | Photo of me, babcia, and her friend sitting on a park bench. | |||||||
| Tea Tree oil. | Pink braided plastic key chain. | X | Black plastic coat hanger. | Photo of me getting my second birthday cake. | |||||||
| X | Drawing by Tony's dad. | Iron. | Black plastic coat hanger. | Photo of me as a baby lying on the carpet with Ari in background. | |||||||
| Print by Alex Ito. | Postcard from Laura A. Warman's postcard series. | X | Brown lighter. | Photo of me and Meeky on trampoline. | |||||||
| Screen-printed $1 bill by Nick. | Photo of a young Michael. | X | Texas coaster. | Photo of me, Ari, Meeky at Polish club in Auckland. | |||||||
| Photo booth photos with Cindy. | X | X | Nail clipper. | Photo of me and Michael at Kayla and Kevin's wedding. | |||||||
| Photo booth photos with Michael and Sean. | Decorative Texas plate. | X | Small black binder clip. | 4 pg. short story by Michael called Night of Hens. | |||||||
| X | X | X | Large green binder clip. | Varying amounts of money in a Chase bank account. (Ownership questionable). | |||||||
| X | Feather from Cindy. | X | X | ||||||||
| X | Cassette tape player. | X | Jazz dancing photo of me as one of the members of the seven dwarfs. | ||||||||
| Red clock. | Postage/Media Mail cassette by Sean Tatol. | X | Jazz dancing photo of me as a slutty nun. | ||||||||
| Bedazzled hair clip. | Requited Love/Unrequited Love cassette by Sean Tatol. | Basil plant. | X | ||||||||
| Bedazzled hair clip. | Sounds & Songs of Humpback Whales cassette. | Wooden crate. | X | ||||||||
| Bedazzled hair clip. | Black Plastic Singing Flats cassette by Little Axe Records. | X | X | ||||||||
| Bedazzled hair clip. | Small clay bust of Vincent Van Gogh. | Smith, Alistair. Andrea Mantegna and Giovanni Bellini. | Map to St. Vitus drawn by Michael. | ||||||||
| Bialetti espresso maker. | X | Pour over machine. | Cash and coins. | ||||||||
| Black from teal AA socks. | X | X | Texas Driver's Licence. | ||||||||
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| X | X | X | Chase Freedom Credit Card. | ||||||||
| White AA socks. | Black socks. | X | X | ||||||||
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| Black from lavender AA socks. |
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Geyer, Andrea. Revolt, They Say. | X | ||||||||
| X | X | X | Apartment key. | ||||||||
| X | Grey Uniqlo socks. | X | Chase debit card. | ||||||||
| White AA socks with trimmed off lace. | X | Black over-the-door hooks. | Photo of toilets at Auschwitz. | ||||||||
| Brown AA socks. | X | X | X | ||||||||
| Black AA socks. | X | X | Oyster card. | ||||||||
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| Tie dye socks. | X | Dutch oven. | Apartment key. | ||||||||
| X | X | Fog Linen napkin. | Glass Press note card from NOHO book fair. | ||||||||
| X | X | Fog Linen napkin. | Glass Press note card from Maine book fair. | ||||||||
| Grey Uniqlo socks. | X | Fog Linen napkin. | Apartment lease. | ||||||||
| X | X | Fog Linen napkin. | Sanitation (recycling) rider. | ||||||||
| X | Black Adidas briefs. | X | Ririder to lease agreement. | ||||||||
| X | Purple Calvin Klein underwear. | X | Disclosure of bedbug infestation history. | ||||||||
| X | Baby pink Calvin Klein underwear. | X | No Smoking notice. | ||||||||
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| X | X | Grill pan. | |||||||||
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Purple pencil skirt. | |||||||||
| Tan Calvin Klein underwear. | Bittman, Mark. How to Cook Everything Vegetarian. | X |